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Avast!
U.H.A.C.C. be the saltiest sea-dogs ta ever set sail upon the seven seas! And if ya be doubt'n us, we'll fire a shot across yer bow!
At our meetings in the secret UHACC cove, where we hide our plunder, ya can discuss wit' us the best ways to navigate waters both deep and shallow, ta avoid the shoals and reef! Ta find us, follow the map ta to the big "X", run the 'roger up the mizzenmast and heave hard ta starboard! Drop anchor and take the longboats ashore!
Sound interestin', ya filthy bilge rats?
We'd love to see you. Love to see ya be walkin' the plank, eh, me hearties?
Meetings are open ta anyone, even landlubbers, so if ya be sailin' by our coast why don't ya be droppin' anchor in our lagoon?
All us pirates, buckaneers, smugglers, and blockade-runners meet
every Wednesday evening, 7-9pm at Illinois Wesleyan University's Hanson Student Center's main dock in Bloomington, Illinois. (see directions)
Here be even more info about UHACC, and our ship, the S.S. O.S.S. Ya can beg parley from the Capt'n fer more info.
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